Coffee Quotes

Do you need a pick-me-up? These coffee quotes will energize you and make you appreciate your next cup even more.

Right now, the coffee scene is growing, and there’s no denying that it draws people together. A decent cup of coffee is a terrific way to get started or stay going, whether we’re on the run or relaxing at our favorite cafe.

So grab a cup of coffee and enjoy these coffee quotes to honor its importance in culture and everyday life.

80+ Coffee Quotes to Honor Its Importance

Espresso is to Italy what champagne is to France.___Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Espresso is to Italy what champagne is to France.___Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.___Anne Morrow Lindbergh


As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?― Cassandra Clare


I like coffee exceedingly. – H. P. Lovecraft

I like coffee exceedingly. – H. P. Lovecraft

I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.___Howard Schultz


What do you want?”
“Just coffee. Black – like my soul.― Cassandra Clare

What do you want?"
"Just coffee. Black - like my soul.― Cassandra Clare

I force people to have coffee with me, just because I don’t trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen.___John Cusack


Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.Earl Wilson

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.Earl Wilson

I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.― Louisa May Alcott


Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.___Turkish Proverb

Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.___Turkish Proverb

Without coffee something’s missing. – Al Pacino


Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.___Peter Diamonde

Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.___Peter Diamonde

Humor and Coffee

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.___Ronald Reagan

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.___Ronald Reagan

When we drink coffee, ideas march in like the army.__Honore de Balzac


Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.___Floyd Maxwell


Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.― Terry Pratchett

Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.― Terry Pratchett

Adventure in life is good… consistency in coffee even better.___Justina Headley


I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.___Louisa May Alcott, Little Women


If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.__Dacid Letterman

If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.__Dacid Letterman

Television is not real life. In real life, people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.___Charles J. Sykes


No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’___Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.’___Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain

Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.___Johann Sebastian Bach


Black as night, sweet as sin.― Neil Gaiman

Black as night, sweet as sin.― Neil Gaiman

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.___Abraham Lincoln


Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.– Laurell K. Hamilton

Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.– Laurell K. Hamilton

I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.___Jac Vanek


I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ― Brian Andreas

I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ― Brian Andreas

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.___Flash Rosenberg


Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.__Nanea Hoffman

Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.__Nanea Hoffman

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.___Alfred Renyi


Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.― Justina Chen Headley

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.― Justina Chen Headley

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.___Edward Abbey


Coffee first. Schemes later. – Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee first. Schemes later. – Leanna Renee Hieber

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.― Darynda Jones


I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.___Jarod Kintz

I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up at night.___Jarod Kintz

Police work wouldn’t be possible without coffee,” Wallander said.
“No work would be possible without coffee.”
They pondered the importance of coffee in silence.― Henning Mankell


There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.― Amal El-Mohtar


I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.___Lewis Black

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.___Lewis Black

My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.___Jarod Kintz


Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.― Iris Murdoch


Coffee first. Schemes later.― Leanna Renee Hieber

Coffee first. Schemes later.― Leanna Renee Hieber

She was made mostly of coffee and empty spaces.― Adelise M. Cullens


We want to do a lot of stuff. We’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.__Jerry Seinfeld


Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.― Ursula Vernon


Mercy,” he mumbled. “What the hell did you do to my French Roast?― Patricia Briggs

Mercy," he mumbled. "What the hell did you do to my French Roast?― Patricia Briggs

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.__Dave Barry


Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.___Stephanie Piro


I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.__Steven Wright


Coffee isn’t my cup of tea. – Samuel Goldwyn


Decaf coffee only works if you throw it at people.___Unknown


Life’s too short for bad coffee.__Gord Downie


Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?― Justina Chen Headley


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.___Bob Irwin


Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.__Thomas Jefferson


Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ― Jean Kerr


Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.___Terri Guillemets


Coffee is a language in itself.– Jackie Chan


I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.__Clark Gable


Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.___Alphonse Allais


I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.___Harry Mahtar


Put the coffee on, bubbles, I’m coming home.― Richard Brautigan


Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.___Catherynne M. Valente


Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven. – Jessi Lane Adams


Somehow, the Good Lord don’t want to see no man start a cold morning with just black coffee.― Robert Newton Peck


Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.___David Lynch


Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.___A.J. Lee


Quotes About Coffee

What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.___Henry Rollins


Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.___Fran Drescher


I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.___Burt Lancaster


I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.___T.S. Eliot


I think the key to the start of any good relationship is to remember how the other person likes their coffee.___J. Lynn, Wait for You


Coffee is the official beverage of culture.– Andrea Illy


I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.___Napoleon Bonaparte


I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.__Howard Schultz


The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.___Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.


Coffee doesn’t need a menu, it needs a cup. That’s all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that’s it.___Denis Leary


Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.___Holly Black, Ironside


To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.___Hugh Jackman


It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.___Donna A. Favors


Given enough coffee I could rule the world. – Terry Pratchett


As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?___Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes


Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.___Rohan Marley


I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.___J.D. Salinger


What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?___Anthony Trollope, The Warden


I’d never met coffee that wasn’t wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.___Laurell K. Hamilton


I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.___Martha Quinn


The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.___Sir James Mackintosh


Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.___Terry Pratchett


There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee. – Gabriel Bá


A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.___Marcia Carrington


Coffee is a fleeting moment and a fragrance.___Claudia Roden


Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.___Jonathan Swift


I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.___Abigail Reynolds


It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.___Anthony T. Hincks


You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.___Adam Gopnik


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